Better than Foxhole – 20 Reasons Why

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2020-09-19
Weather: Cool, Awesome

Q: Oshag
PAX: 11 – Bullwinkle, Gunther, Wally World, Raquel, Sous Vide, Muck, Hanz&Franz, Radio, Axeman, Incognito, Oshag

Warm-O-Rama
Dynos – Frankensteins, Butt-Kickers, Pigeon Pulls, High Knees, and Lunge Stretches (5 Burpees for a late Radio)

Mosey to coupons and 20 curls – for the girls

Tha Thang
Rifle Carry coupons to the bottom of the hill – not the half way bottom, but to the creek bottom (they don’t have a hill like this at Foxhole – Reason #1 today was better than Foxhole).

HIMs regrouped at the bottom of the hill to receive instructions from the Q:
Curls, Squat Thrusts, Chest Press, Coupon LBCs
HIMs completed a ladder — 5, 10, 15, 20
Each round ended with 5 Man Makers (No Man Makers at Foxhole today – Reason #2 today was better than Foxhole) and a run to the top of the hill and back (No hills at Foxhole today – Reason #3 today was better than Foxhole)

Fastholes from this run would Al Gore until the 6 arrived. Repeato up the ladder from 5 – 10 – 15 – 20 (No ladders at Foxhole today – Reason #4 today was better than Foxhole)

Ladder was completed whilst being motivated by Oshag’s playlist (No Lansbury playlist at Gridlock today – Reasons #5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 ((one for every song of Lansbury’s we did not have to hear)) today was better than Foxhole)

At the top of the ladder, played Made for This while 1/2 the HIMs did high knees and Coach Sherrills and the other 1/2 did Supermans and Lazymans – Hill run and repeato to switch roles. (No Made for This at Foxhole today – Reason #19 today was better than Foxhole)

Back down the ladder with 5 Man Makers and Hill sprints finishing each round.

Rifle Carry to secure the coupons for their over-night stay at Gridlock.

Long mosey back to parking lot to finish and name the FNG.

PARKING LOT COFFEETERIA followed (Incognito’s coffee is no doubt better than Lansbury’s – Reason #20 today was better than Foxhole)

End in COT