Location: Foxhole
Date: 2020-11-07
Weather: Not too shabby!
Q: Weird Science
PAX: 9 – Weird Science, Zebra, Lansbury, Fannie Mae, TStark, Mule, Sushi, Incognito, Animal Style
Warm-O-Rama
Indian run around building
Toe touches (right, left, center)
Arm circles
Michael Phelps
Imperial walkers
Hillbillies
Tha Thang
We moseyed over to the shed to pick up coupons and carried them to the parking lot where we went to “school”. The Q is a teacher and knows the power of education to shape lives. One of the most highly respected sources of educational strategies is the movie Bill Madison. The Q saw the potential in the Pax and knew if they put in the work, they could graduate like young Billy did!
Graduation requirements were passing kindergarten through 12th grade in one hour. To pass each grade the Pax had to complete a set of exercises and carry their coupons with them to each grade level.
K- 5 man makers
1- 10 ARods
2- 15 overhead presses with coupon
3-20 merkins
4-25 curls with coupon
5-30 lunges
6-35 LBCs
7-40 air squats
8-45 rows
9-50 step ups on coupon
10-55. Side straddle hops
11-60 Mountain climbers
12-65 Overhead claps
After completing the course work, the Q did a learning check to make sure the Pax had mastered the material. Sushi was asked what exercise we completed in 5th grade and answered incorrectly. As a result the Pax had to repeat K-12 again.
We carried our coupons back to kindergarten and repeated each grade again.
After completing each grade a second time, Sushi was asked the same question as before and this time he was correct.
The Pax celebrated graduation by doing our namesake Foxholes (WWI with a merkin) and a few rounds of Pax choice Mary.
-flutter kicks (1 minute)
-ARods (13 for BooBoo)
-planks (1 minute)
-tai chi (1 minute)
Incognito and Animal Style were named co-valedictorians which doesn’t matter at all, but their parents are very proud of them!
During the COT it was observed that there were no Pax that had celebrated their 50th birthday. The Pax of the Foxhole want to extend a welcome to our RESPECTED brothers and hope to see some of you next weekend!
Congratulations to Lansbury for not pooping himself during the beat down!
Knibb High Football Rules!
End in COT