Cruise control

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-25
Weather: Nice. Bright.

Q: Buzz Kill
PAX: 16 – Splitter, Cowbell, Sous Vide, Swift, Boxcar, Baby Driver, Oshag, LeBron, Axeman, Corn Dog, Bourbon (DR), Flu Shot, Biz Markie , Radio, Dr. Quinn, Buzz Kill

Warm-O-Rama
Standard things

Tha Thang
Cruised around the park on cruise control… stopped at football field for merkin/wojo squats. Stopped at big hill for burpee/ssh. Stopped at freshly paved parking lot for bear crawl and side shuffle relay. Stopped at pool for karaoke and sprint relay. Did a lap on the tennis stairs. Did 11 burpees for good mornings along the way. End with pax choice at the basketball court.

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Three-Stop Ruck

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-05-24
Weather: Foggy and 65

Q: Bootlegger
PAX: 6 – Bootlegger, Tiny Dancer, Cowbell, Focker, Buzz Kill, Oshag

Warm-O-Rama
Side-straddle hops
Grass grabbers
Pigeon stretch
Runners stretch

Tha Thang
Pax rucked approximately one mile with three stops of team exercises. Each two-man team carried an extra weight (45lb plate, 35lb plate, and coupon) and switched weights after each stop.

Stop 1: Pax completed 100 decline merkins with ruck and 100 rear foot elevated split squats with ruck while alternating turns at 20yd rifle carries.

Stop 2: Pax completed 100 thrusters with weight and ruck while alternating turns at 100yd runs.

Stop 3: Pax completed 50 curls and 50 big boys while alternating turns at 20yd bear crawls.

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Nothing But a Good Time

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-23
Weather: 60 and thankfully dry

Q: Axeman
PAX: 9 – Axeman, Hoser, Oshag, Swift, Tiny Dancer, LeBron, Muck, Circle K, Buzz Kill

Warm-O-Rama
Michael Phelps, SSH’s, Grass Grabbers, Frankensteins, Quad-pulls, Pigeon-pulls, Chest hugs and calf stretch

Tha Thang
PAX began at corner of lot by flag and sprinted to end of tier 4, moseyed back to start and repeated walking back as recovery. We then moved to tier 3- repeato up to tier 1. PAX then grabbed a coupon and performed semi-high intensity workout with the intent of keeping the heart rate going. Exercises were performed for 45 seconds: curls, lunges LBC’s – X2 with 5 seconds between each one then moving to curls to overhead press, squats and deadbugs – X2. We then utilized the shelter for dips, step-ups, flutter kicks – X2 followed by mercans, wall sits and box cutters. PAX returned coupons and moseyed back to flag.

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Gotta Gotta Get Up To Get Down

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-21
Weather: 64°

Q: Corn Dog
PAX: 11 – Muck, Oshag, Circle K, Tiny Dancer, Deacon Blues, Hoser, Axeman, Sous Vide, Buzz Kill, Incognito, Santa’s Little Helper

Warm-O-Rama
Side Straddle Hops Grass Grabbers Frankenstein High Knee Butt Kickers Quad Pulls Chest Pulls Pigeon Pulls

Tha Thang
Hit the trail:
1 minute mosey
-20 Plank Jacks
1 minute mosey
-20 American Hammers 2 is 1
1 minute mosey
-20 flutter kicks 2 is 1
1 minute mosey
-20 Big Boys
1 minute mosey
-20 Heel to Heaven
1 minute mosey
-40 LBC’s
1 minute mosey
-20 dead bugs 2 is 1
1 minute mosey
– 10 NO SURRENDER
1 minute mosey
-10 Burpees
Moseyed back towards flag via cut-through path.
Back on trail by football field bridge.
Within the 1 minute mosey strategy, we repeated Plank Jacks, Am Hams, Flutter Kicks and Big Boys before making it back to flag.

COT: Sous Vide lead us in 60 mountain climbers, Hoser lead us in 15 Saturday Nights, and Tiny Dancer closed out the F1 portion with 60 second plank.

FNG F3 name: Lonesome Dove

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Stair Climb Ruck

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-05-17
Weather: Warmish and cloudy with very slight drizzle

Q: Cowbell
PAX: 6 – Cowbell, Bootlegger, Focker, Muck, Buzz Kill, Tiny Dancer

Warm-O-Rama
Nada

Tha Thang
We rucked through the woods to the CBH parking garage and then up ten flights of stairs to the top of level. We then did 6 rounds of abs/core without rucks – Pax choice of exercise. Then we rucked back to the parking lot.

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Wet Wildcard Wednesday

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-05-15
Weather: Wet

Q: Steve-O
PAX: 6 – Oshag, Focker, Sous Vide, Bootlegger, Swift, Steve-O

Warm-O-Rama
Aerobic movements, static stretches

Tha Thang
Moseyed to far side of K-Roger field, partnered up, Dora 1,2,0.3,0.4.
100-military merkins
200-air squats
30-burpees
40-walkouts
It’s been 5 days so I don’t remember what the other exercises were on the far end
Moseyed back to flag, wrapped up with one merry exercise per HIM present.
Leg raises, mountain climbers, Supermans (oshag’s ideas), 2 rounds of planks, and whatever bootlegger ended us with.

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Stay on Mission!

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-18
Weather: Amazing sunrise, and it only got better from there!

Q: Muck
PAX: 10 – Boxcar, Swift, Radio, Subject Matter, Hoser, Molar, Dr. Quinn, Flu Shot, Stache, Muck

Warm-O-Rama
– Willie Mays Hayes (switch)
– Cross feet, bend and hang (switch)
– Quad pulls (OYO)
– Tricep pulls (switch)
– Arms across chest (switch)
– Twisty Magoos
– Side Straddle Hops (10, IC)

Tha Thang
First, the pax went to the coupons and everyone brought a coupon to the basketball court.

Next up, Uno… everyone played two cards in rotation and did the number of reps on that card:
RED – Squats
BLUE – Mercans
YELLOW – Big Boy Situps
GREEN – Plank jacks

 Reverses and Skips: 10 reps of the exercises of that color
 Draw Twos:  20 reps of the exercises of that color
WILD – 5 Burpees
DRAW +4  – Run, tennis court loop

Next up, Benjamins (on basketball court)

 Round 1:   25 Curls >>> 25 Walking Lunge Steps >>> 25 Mercans >>> 25 Walking Lunges back to coupons

 Round 2:   25 Overhead Presses >>> 25 High Skips >>> 25 Mountain Climbers (2 is 1) >>> 25 High Skips

 Round 3:   25 Dips (using coupon) >>> 25 Bear Crawl steps >>> 25 Tony Delks >>> 25 Bear Crawl steps back

 Round 4:   25 Coupon swings >>> 25 Side Shuffles >>> 25 American Hammers (2 is 1) >>> 25 Side Shuffles back

Then, there was a Ring of Fire on the tennis courts…. eight stations, 1:30 of PT, 20 seconds of rest:
1. Box cutters
2. Jump Rope
3. Mercans w/ rotation
4. Squats w/coupon
5. Big Boy Situps
6. Lunges w/ twist
7. Curls w/ coupon
8. Manmakers w/ coupon

The catch…. a pax was called upon to tell all the other pax what the mission of F3 is before we began the next round. The F3 mission is:

“The Mission of F3 is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership”

After six rounds of the Ring of Fire, the pax returned the coupons and moseyed back to the flag.

Welcome Stache!

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Celebrate Good Times

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-16
Weather: perdect

Q: Oshag
PAX: 12 – Cowbell, Circle K, Incognito, Axeman, LeBron, Sous Vide, Muck, Picnic Basket, Lincoln Log, Oshag, Hoser, Ollie

Warm-O-Rama
Stretches while we waited FOREVER for Ollie to…I really don’t know what he was doing but we got a good stretch in while we waited. Then, rucked to the basketball courts for dynos and instructions.

Tha Thang
Celebrations – full without a ruck and half with ruck.

Alternated between a half-celebration with ruck and a leg exercise and
Full celebration with an upper body exercise

Leg exercises included Mucho Leggo, No Surrenders with a jump, Smurf Jacks
Upper body exercises included – Curl/Press/Tri, Bench press/Skull crusher, Rifle hold

Need to pray for Ollie. He teaches at a Chrisitan school, but he never stays for COT. The heathen in him may be winning.

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Ruck Murph Prep

Location: Birds Nest
Date: 2024-05-16
Weather: 62

Q: Bootlegger
PAX: 6 – Bootlegger, Quick Match, Sour Mash, Manchild, Doc Holiday, Big E

Warm-O-Rama
None

Tha Thang
Pax rucked 1/2 mile running and walking.
Pax broke up into two man teams and completed 100 pull-ups and 300 squats, with alternating run.
Pax rucked 1/4 mile.
Pax broke up into two teams and completed 300 weighted squats with alternating run and 10 weighted merkins before switching.
Pax rucked 1/4 mile.
Pax broke up into two man teams and completed 150 weighted decline merkins and stadium stairs run with 10 side straddle hops before switching.
Pax rucked 1/8 mile to finish.

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Diego .5-1-2-3

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-14
Weather: Wind 140 at 5 knots 61 degrees

Q: Circle K
PAX: 14 – Tiny Dancer, Hoser, Axeman, Sous Vide, Incognito, Steve-O, Buzz Kill, Muck, Picnic Basket, Deacon Blues, Swift, Oshag, Megamind, Circle K

Warm-O-Rama
Arm circles, arm stretches, SSH IC, Abe Vigoda’s IC, Grass grabbers IC, Butt-kickers, high-knees, quad pulls, mosey to coupon dispenser

Tha Thang
Diego with partner, (one PAX does coupon reps with the other runs long lap & 5X no surrenders at the flag)
50-Thrusters
100- Coupon upright rows
200- Curls
300- Front squats

200- OH skull crushers

(ran out of time to complete the below)
100- Overhead presses
50- Man-makers

Named FNG- Welcome Megamind
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Just a bunch of guys in a parking lot lifting things and running.

Location: Birds Nest
Date: 2024-05-13
Weather: 51 degrees and clear

Q: Doc Holiday
PAX: 5 – Doc Holiday, Lifetime, Catnap , Bootlegger, Sour Mash

Warm-O-Rama
On Your Own

Tha Thang
Circuit of KB swings, Bent rows with a heavy piece of steel, Beat a tire with a sledge, Merkins, and Run around the parking lot. Did this three times then stopped for an ab circle. Then resumed a circuit with Throwing sand bag over shoulder, Goblet squats, Sledge hammer halos, Lunges, and Run around the parking lot. Did the two times then another ab circle.

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Loop De Loop

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-13
Weather: Picture perfect

Q: Muck
PAX: 11 – Cowbell, Buzz Kill, Sous Vide, Deacon Blues, LeBron, Tiny Dancer, Chewbacca, Circle K, Picnic Basket, Muck, Hoser

Warm-O-Rama
Less than zero

Tha Thang
Mumbleruck. Seven stations…. 20 squats, 20 mercans. Covered approximately 2.4 miles.

Welcome Picnic Basket!

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6th Anniversary

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-11
Weather: Beautiful

Q: Incognito
PAX: 25 – Incognito, Corn Dog, Showcase Showdown, Baby Driver, Splitter, Subject Matter, Radio, Buffet, Chewbacca, Circle K, Dr. Quinn, Buzz Kill, Muck, Hoser, No Mas, Molar, Swift, Boxcar, Zebra, Lincoln Log, Oshag, Sous Vide, Flu Shot, Morpheus, 49er

Warm-O-Rama
Cadence dynamic warm up – Incognito

Tha Thang
Ruck to pull-up shelter

6 Rounds of
– 6-12 pull-ups
– 18 Merkins
– 24 Dips
– Run to road for 6 Burpees
– Run back to shelter and repeat 6 times

Ruck to football field – Sous Vide took over as Q
PAX were split into two teams by selection of a penny color. After jogging in a tight group the command was given to throw the pennies into the air. Teams had to select the opposite color and run to a designated square. Last team with all members had to double the rep count of the winning team’s exercise request. 3 rounds.

Tag inside a 20×20 square foot square

Team races around cones. After each round, the cones were moved closer to the center.

Move to the hill – Zebra took over as Q

Dora – PAX paired up, one jogged up the hill and completed 5 MKGs (formerly Bobby Hurley’s but we don’t Duke in KY, also named Tony Delks but he was more of an offensive player whereas MKG was a lock-down wing defender more fitting of the honor – just one humble communicators opinion)

100 – Curls
200 – Squats
300 – LBCs

Ruck to basketball courts – Linc took over as Q

Mary Ladder
4 Squats
4 Big Boys
4 Flutters
4 Saturday Nights
Run to half court, Bernie back, run full court, Bernie back
Drop down the ladder for 3 reps, run, 2 reps, run, 1 rep, run, then PAX were told to go back up to 4 again.

6 Rounds of 6 reps of Mary chosen by PAX. Ruck back to the flag.

The following stats from the last 6 years were shared with the PAX:

Original PAX:
Week 1
Whitewall
Barney Fife
Oshag
Radio
Sous Vide
Hanz&Franz
Ooze
Lincoln Log
Opera Ghost
Road-trip
Biscuit
Q – Zartan – DR

Week 2 – names listed are the new HIMs that showed up on the week indicated:
Duggar
Ollie

Week 3
Kisses

Week 4
Yanni
Hertz
Zebra

Week 5
Stapler

Week 6
Count Chocula

June 23 – first ‘solo’ beatdown – Q was OG
July 28 – Incognito
Aug 28, 2018 – First Tuesday beatdown
Week of 9/3/2018 – Mon,Tues,Thurs,Sat
Sept 4 – Lincoln Log – first Q (Linc disputes, says he Q’d earlier, he’s probably right)
Sept 6 – Paddock beatdown #1

PAX stats
Most posts – Sous Vide – 1154
Top 5 are
2 – Muck – 842
3 – Oshag – 743
4 – Incognito – 720
5 – Zebra – 641

Most Qs – Oshag – 171
Top 5 are
2 – Lansbury 159
3 – Incognito 146
4 – Zebra 141
5 – Muck 134

39 HIMs with over 100 posts
21 with over 200
13 with over 300
9 with 400 or more

Finished with breakfast in the parking lot.

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Fast ruck and some merry

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-05-10
Weather: Cool, breezy

Q: Steve-O
PAX: 9 – Cowbell, Muck, Oshag, Spalding, Focker, Corn Dog, Chewbacca, Splitter, Steve-O

Warm-O-Rama
A few movements to get the blood flowing then static stretch before take off

Tha Thang
Fast pace ruck w/ a couple double times, last 5 minutes were merry – blastoffs, whatever cowbell has us do I can’t remember, Big boys, box cutters, merkins, mountain climbers

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Interval Training x 6

Location: MoCo
Date: 2024-05-11
Weather: 50… and it was fantastic!

Q: Golden Shower
PAX: 4 – Popeye, Gwazi , Tonka, Golden Shower

Warm-O-Rama
Static

Tha Thang
6 rounds of 60 seconds work, 30 second rotation, in a combination of:
SSH
Wide Arm Merkins
Mountain Climbers
Plank
Curls
Lunges
Big boys
Man makers
Derkins
Nolan Ryan’s
Overhead Press
Squats

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Help! My car got stuck in the snow!!

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-05-08
Weather: 65 and rain. Lots of snow already on the ground. At least a foot.

Q: Sous Vide
PAX: 8 – Sous Vide, Bootlegger, Cowbell, Buzz Kill, Chewbacca, Steve-O, Sparrow, Focker

Warm-O-Rama
Dynamic stuff

Tha Thang
Slow mosey to the long sidewalk hill. Ran 5 sprints and then walked back to the parking lot. Got two cars and took turns pushing them for 30 seconds each. Five turns each.

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Another Merry-Go-Round

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-07
Weather: Beautiful

Q: Oshag
PAX: 16 – LeBron, Sparrow, Corn Dog, Cowbell, Sous Vide, Deacon Blues, Circle K, Baby Driver, Incognito, Axeman, Muck, Steve-O, Wally World, Chewbacca, Hoser, Oshag

Warm-O-Rama
Dynos, mosey to coupons, arm circles and Michael Phelps

Tha Thang
Merry-Go-Round to the other baseball fields.

Paired up PAX then completed an exercise set – one exercise with a coupon and one using the step-up wall. 35 seconds on, 15 seconds rest

Round 1 – Step-Ups and Curl/Press/Tri press
Round 2 – Dynamic Squats/Dead Lift
Round 3 – Dynamic Merkins/Coupon Swings
Round 4 – Box jumps/Overhead press & hold

Merry-Go-Round back to the coupon pile.

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You can lift heavy things

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-06
Weather: “It’s not gonna rain” – Oshag

Q: Zebra
PAX: 9 – Sous Vide, Deacon Blues, Circle K, Buzz Kill, Hoser, Oshag, Santa’s Little Helper, Cowbell, Zebra

Warm-O-Rama
Pax loaded up their rucks with extra weight, plus hauled a couple dumbells, 18lb fitness balls and a kettlebell.

Tha Thang
Rucked the extra weight around to the pull up shelter for some PT:

Circle of sharing: front squats, squat press and oh press as we passed the rucks in a circle between rounds.

Buy in: parking lot sprint – halfway and back then full lot and back. Then 5 minutes alternating 6-10 reps of bench jump squats + flutter kicks.

Rucked the weight back to the AO. Pax were asked to share a story of generosity they had experienced or witnessed.

Finished with pax choice – bent over rows, oh press, skull crushers, burpees, low-hi curls.

Words of encouragement for the day:
1. “You can do hard things” -Emily Presley
2. Tell your people you love them
3. Give generously of your effort, energy, time and money

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I’m the Greatest of All Time!

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-04
Weather: I forget – probably low 60’s

Q: Incognito
PAX: 19 – No Mas, Dr. Quinn, Oshag, Santa’s Little Helper, Flu Shot, Morpheus, Radio, Baby Driver, Axeman, Muck, Bettis, Pigskin, Zebra, Swift, Boxcar, Chewbacca, Hoser, Incognito, Biz Markie

Warm-O-Rama
Michael Phelps – Boxers – run in place – boxing – jump rope – Jab-Cross-Switch
SSH – Hook-Uppercut-Switch
Toe Taps on Curb – Under the rope punches

Tha Thang
Tabata – one for each of 9 fights from Muhammad Ali’s career

Liston I
Joe Louis: punch dominant hand, punch weak hand, duck, and plyo jump-switch
Merkin Scramble

Liston II
Manmakers – Side-to-Side Merkins

Frazier I
Iron Mikes – Jump Rope

Frazier II
Mike Tyson Merkins on coupon – Curls

Foreman
Jim Braddock: WWII situp (knees bent), LH hook, RH uppercut (or two jabs); back down and switch.

Chuck Wepner
Flutter Kicks – Jump Squats

Frazier III
Jack Webbs (departed from Tabata for just this one)

Leon Spinks I
Triceps – Fly Merkins on Coupon

Leon Spinks II
RDL’s – OHP

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Not so friendly ruck, but we didn’t lose a dog

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-05-03
Weather: Upper 60s and dry

Q: Cowbell
PAX: 9 – Cowbell, Bootlegger, Muck, Oshag, Santa’s Little Helper, Chewbacca, Steve-O, Buzz Kill, Focker

Warm-O-Rama
SSH, Abe Vigotas, Willy Mays Hays stretch, slow and deep squats, arm circles

Tha Thang
Rucked opposite way than normal. Stopped every 5 minutes to complete the following PT: 10 burpees, 20 Bonnie Blairs, 25 Mercans, 20 Shoulder presses with ruck. Double-timed it back to parking lot to name our FNG — welcome Focker!

We also passed the not-so-friendly Arboretum runner twice. We attempted to get a good morning from her both times so we could do more burpees, but she adamantly refused. I am starting to think that Buzzkill told her that if she said good morning, he would have do more burpees. We all know how much Buzzkill loves burpees.

We also succeeded in not (temporarily) losing Santa’s Little Helper this week. That was a plus.

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Various and sundry things

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-05-02
Weather: Nice

Q: Buzz Kill
PAX: 10 – Baby Driver, Muck, Buzz Kill, Sous Vide, Axeman, Hoser, Ozark (DR), Incognito, Steve-O, Wood rider (DR)

Warm-O-Rama
Standard stuff

Tha Thang
Mosey to pull up shelter.

4:00 to ascend the pull-up mercan ladder. 1 pull-up 4 mercans. 2-8, 3-12 etc

Walk to the playground. Steve-o moseyed.

1 minute high plank
Rest
During rest do 20 Bonnie Blair’s

1 minute plank
15 Bobby Hurley a

1 minute low plank
20 Bonnie Blair’s

1 minute plank
15 Bobby Hurley

Back to shelter. Descend the pull up ladder starting with max reps from before minus 1.

Mosey to tennis courts.

Half court celebrations sort of with 1 mercan each trip.

Walk back to the flag.

Steve o moseyed. Then everyone else was shamed into moseying.

Time remained due to Steve-o moseying, so we did pax choice Mary.

It should be noted I got a “this sucks” very early in the workout.

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500

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-27
Weather: Breezy and beautiful

Q: Swift
PAX: 12 – Boxcar, Chewbacca, Incognito, Baby Driver, Radio, Muck, Sous Vide, Count Chocula, Subject Matter, No Mas, Hoser, Swift

Warm-O-Rama
Side straddles
Cobras

Tha Thang
“500”
4×25 mercans
4×25 prison burpees
4×25 wall dips
4×25 air squats
4×25 big boys
50m skip or jump rope + 50m run in between each set
Took about 50 mins on average

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More Fun with Stairs

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-05-01
Weather: Perfect, 57, birds chirping!

Q: Armstrong
PAX: 6 – Sous Vide, Chewbacca, Cowbell, Wood rider (DR), Muck, Buzz Kill

Warm-O-Rama
20 SSH IC
10 Tater Pickers IC

Tha Thang
Ozark (DR) joined us today!

Jog to the stadium
GrizzCalators up the terraced steps
• 2 Burpees on the way back down the terraceS
GrizzCalators up
• 3 Dips per step
GrizzCalators up
• 3 LBC’s per step
GrizzCalators
• 5 WWII Sit-ups per step

REPEAT MOST OF ABOVE

Return to flag and circle-up for Planks and Mary.

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Turn & Burn

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-30
Weather: Wet & Wild

Q: Splitter
PAX: 13 – Splitter, Steve-O, WKRP (DR), Phantom Menace, Santa’s Little Helper, Oshag, Bettis, Jello Shot, Tiny Dancer, Chewbacca, Axeman, Sous Vide, Wood rider (DR)

Warm-O-Rama
Misc warm up

Tha Thang
5 Rounds of:
10 block over burpees
20 kettlebell swings
400m run

Then

2 rounds of tabata
R1: Flutter kicks & plank jacks
R2: Curls & overhead press

Wrap up with a few mins of Mary

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Lifetime’s Field Fun

Location: Birds Nest
Date: 2024-04-29
Weather: Excellent – low 60s and clear

Q: Lifetime
PAX: 6 – Lifetime, Manchild, Catnap , ShyGuy, Quick Match, Bootlegger

Warm-O-Rama
Jog around football field, then 20yd walking hamstring stretch and 20yd lunges

Tha Thang
PAX followed Q leader with 50-100yd sprints or jogs, broken up with unassisted or coupon-weighted exercises for various sets/reps/order combinations including: Man-makers; Merkins; Standing press; coupon curls; Flutter kicks; planks, etc.

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Take a Lap

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-04-26
Weather: 40s

Q: Bootlegger
PAX: 7 – Bootlegger, Cowbell, Muck, Chewbacca, Buzz Kill, Zebra, Corn Dog

Warm-O-Rama
Ruck to the stadium

Tha Thang
Pax did weighted burpees, merkins and squats as their partner ran around the stadium. Once exercises were complete, Pax rucked carrying their partners ruck until their partner caught up and then they switched. After a couple rotations, pax rucked back to flag.

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“Derby Day” 300

Location: MoCo
Date: 2024-04-27
Weather: Finally a 63 degree day!

Q: Golden Shower
PAX: 3 – Golden Shower, Gwazi , Tonka

Warm-O-Rama
Oyo

Tha Thang
Since Golden Shower will be downrange next Saturday, we are celebrating Derby Day a week early

Conducted 300 reps as a group of each exercise while one Pax ran around AO

Doggie Paddles
Elf on the Shelf (weighted)
Ranger Mericans
Big Boys
Y Squats
Dying Roaches
Alt Shoilder Taps
Y Squats

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Shelter Work

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-25
Weather: Low 40’s – Clear

Q: Incognito
PAX: 12 – Muck, Steve-O, Deacon Blues, Oshag, Santa’s Little Helper, Circle K, Sous Vide, Buzz Kill, Chewbacca, Hoser, Ollie, Incognito

Warm-O-Rama
Warmup

Tha Thang
Round 1 – 10 to 15 reps
OHP
Curls
Side-Tri Rise
Repeato

Round 2 – 1 minute each
Carolina Dry Docks
Crouching Cohen Curls
Overhead Tricep Extension
Repeato

Round 3 – Counting
Arm Circles – w/bricks and Reverse – 2x
Chest Shavers – 2x
Lying Down Tricep Extension – 2x

Reverse Deluxe Alternate Jack Webb 10-1
Air Press
Tricep Dip
Curls

21’s
Crazy Eights

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MURPH Prep

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-04-24
Weather:

Q: Lansbury
PAX: 6 – Lansbury, Chewbacca, Buzz Kill, Cowbell, Sous Vide, Zebra

Warm-O-Rama
F3 staples in cadence + dynamic + upper body stretch

Tha Thang
10 Rounds for time:
• 5 Carolina Dry Docks
• 10 Merkins
• 15 Air Squats
• 20 overhead claps

• 2 laps around the lot

Finished with 15 (2:1) flutter kicks

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Two-Stop Run

Location: Birds Nest
Date: 2024-04-22
Weather: 32

Q: Bootlegger
PAX: 5 – Bootlegger, Quick Match, Sour Mash, Doc Holiday, Manchild

Warm-O-Rama
None

Tha Thang
Pax ran two miles with two stops in-between.

Stop 1:
Broke into pairs and completed 100 pull-ups and 300 merkins. One pax ran while the other completed exercises.

Stop2:
Broke into pairs and completed 100 big boys and 300 squats. One pax ran hill sprints while the other completed exercises.

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Coffee & Donut Relaxing Fellowship Ruck

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-22
Weather: Mid 30’s and Clear

Q: Incognito
PAX: 8 – Sous Vide, Oshag, Santa’s Little Helper, Muck, Chewbacca, Circle K, Incognito, Deacon Blues

Warm-O-Rama
Arm Circles, SSH IC, Frankenstein IC, Grass Grabber IC, Michael Phelps, etc.

Tha Thang
Rucks on and take the southern loop starting on the western side of the loop.
Original plan was to stop after the first 1/2 mile and enjoy some fellowship. I had coffee, donuts, assorted pastries, and some lounge chairs setup.

Decided to change plans after someone complained that the opening 1/2 mile ruck was too boring or simple or something to that effect.
Went to pullup shelter
Descending ladders
10 Pullups – 20 Merkins
9 Pullups – 18 Merkins
etc. until 1 Pullup – 2 Merkins

Ruck to tennis courts
Suicides
10 ruck curls at the end court
Sprint to court on other end and do 16 Merkins
Back to starting spot and do 10 ruck curls
Sprint to second from last court and do 14 Merkins
Back to starting spot and do 10 ruck curls
Sprint to third from last court and do 12 Merkins
You see the pattern…

Cut this one a bit short as we were running out of time.

Headed back to flag
Flutter Kicks IC (holding Ruck overhead)
Ab ruck lifts OYO ’til time was complete

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Playing the long run

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-20
Weather: Chilly, beautiful

Q: Oshag
PAX: 15 – Oshag, Chewbacca, Buzz Kill, Muck, Boxcar, Swift, Bam, Sous Vide, Radio, Axeman, Hoser, Incognito, Subject Matter, Molar, No Mas

Warm-O-Rama
Transporting coupons to tennis courts and then Dynos

Tha Thang
Evolution 1:
– Bear crawl one court, jog back to start, run to court 2, bear crawl court 2, run back to start, repeat while bear crawling only one court (I hate bear crawls) for all 8 courts.

Evolution 2:
– Celebration of Life with Freddie Mercurys at each stop. The further you ran, the fewer reps. Started with 2 reps at the far end of the tennis courts and added 2 reps for each court.

Evolution 3:
– Celebration with coupons. Coupons were placed in the middle of the 8 courts. PAX ran a celebration while completing 5 curls/press/tris every time they passed the coupon. At each stop, PAX completed Pendulum Lunges starting with 2 at the first stop and adding 2 lunges at each stop.

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Stairway To Heaven a/k/a Bootlegger Special

Location: Sherwood
Date: 2024-04-19
Weather: 62 and drizzling

Q: Cowbell
PAX: 8 – Bootlegger, Oshag, Muck, Swift, Boxcar, Bettis, Buzz Kill, Santa’s Little Helper

Warm-O-Rama
Started rucking

Tha Thang
We rucked to the Central Baptist parking garage and up the stair well (10 flights) to the top level. We did an additional warm-up of SSH and Abe Vigodas. Then we paired up. One partner worked towards 100 Mercans while the other partner had a choice of running down 5 flights of stairs and back up OR rifle-carrying their ruck across the parking garage, down another set of stairs, and back across the parking garage to their partner. Once partners completed 100 Mercans, we did the same thing again except partners completed 200 sit-ups.

We were running a little late, so we named our FNG “Deacon Blue” while we rucked back. Welcome Deacon Blue!

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P.S.
After COT, Oshag realized that Little Santa’s Helper was no where to be found so we all panicked and ran/walked/drove back to the parking garage to look for everyone’s favorite PAX of all time. THANKFULLY, she was located – the ground level door to the parking garage stairwell closed before she followed us out (so she was stuck in the parking garage) and we didn’t realize she had been left behind. Scary and tense moments! Oshag’s punishment is 1000 burpees OYO.

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The 100s

Location: Birds Nest
Date: 2024-04-18
Weather: Clear and 52 Degrees

Q: Doc Holiday
PAX: 5 – Doc Holiday, Bootlegger, Lifetime, Manchild, Quick Match

Warm-O-Rama
One lap mosey around the football field

Tha Thang
100 combined reps of air squats and/or merkins
Carry coupon from one end of football field to the other end and back
100 combined reps of KB swings and/or coupon bent rows
Carry coupon from one end of football field to the other end and back
100 combined reps of thrusters and/or reverse lunges
Carry coupon from one end of football field to the other end and back
Repeat

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The Hill of San Diego Fun Run

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-18
Weather: A low hanging mist on the baseball field, and the ground was wet enough to get shoes and backsides soaked. Perfect!

Q: Muck
PAX: 15 – Morpheus, Oshag, Sous Vide, Lincoln Log, Baby Driver, Axeman, Shaggy (DR), Flu Shot, Buzz Kill, Hoser, Circle K, LeBron, Splitter, Muck, Ollie

Warm-O-Rama
– Willie Mays Hayes (switch)
– Cross feet, bend and hang (switch)
– Quad pulls (OYO)
– Tricep pulls (switch)
– Twisty Magoos
– Grass Grabbers (10, IC)

Tha Thang
Pax paired up… one pax went to retrieve a coupon and bring it to the scoreboard. The other partner climbed The Hill of San Diego (or Saint Diego), which was discovered by the Germans in 1904.

The pax on the hill did Imperial Walkers to Baba O’Reilly while waiting for their partners. Once everyone arrived, the fun began.

Collective exercise count at the top of the hill, while one pax ran down the hill and did a 10 count exercise at the bottom. Then, the pax ran back up the hill to relieve their partner. Four rounds of fun was had by all:

1st Round
• Top: 100 Elves on the Shelf w/coupon
• Bottom: 10 Big Boy Situps

2nd Round
• Top: 150 Overhead press w/ coupon
• Bottom: 10 Tony Delks (official renaming of Bobby Hurleys)

3rd Round
• Top: 200 LBC’s
• Bottom: 10 No Surrenders

4th Round
• Top: 250 – Curls w/coupon
• Bottom: 10 Plank Jacks

One pax returned the coupon, while the other pax members did Pax Choice Mary… Flutter Kicks and Heels to Heaven.

Also in attendance was Holy Roller from F3 LaGrange, encouraging attendance for this Saturday’s convergence in LaGrange. Let everyone know on Slack if you’re planning to attend.

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HIIT Run + Full Body

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-16
Weather: 63°

Q: Lansbury
PAX: 16 – Lansbury, Corn Dog, Circle K, Morpheus, Flu Shot, Buzz Kill, Muck, Steve-O, Oshag, Axeman, Hoser, Incognito, Sous Vide, Baby Driver, Phantom Menace, Santa’s Little Helper

Warm-O-Rama
7 Minutes

Tha Thang
7
30/30 x 4
2
60/60 x 3
7

5 x 5:
Merkins (elbows in)
Lunges (5/leg)
Wide arm Merkins
Squats

40 Flutters
20 Dead Bugs

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Catch Up Ruck

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-15
Weather: Clear and 60

Q: Cowbell
PAX: 10 – Muck, Swift, Circle K, Buzz Kill, Tiny Dancer, Corn Dog, Flu Shot, Hoser, Sous Vide, Cowbell

Warm-O-Rama
Nada

Tha Thang
PAX rucked on trail in single file line. Last PAX dropped out of line and did designated PT with ruck and then double-timed it back to front of line. Then next PAX at back of line dropped out of line, did the designated PT, and then double-timed it to catch back up with group. Repeat until all PAX had done the designated PT.
PT included: 20 squats, 15 mercans, 10 ruck swings, 20 walking lunges.

PAX returned to flag and completed 15 burpees as a consequence of three friendly runners. We had a little time remaining, so we also did 25 LBCs.

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‘Coon Huntin’

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-11
Weather: Damp

Q: Steve-O
PAX: 14 – Incognito, Axeman, Muck, LeBron, Bettis, Oshag, Hoser, Tiny Dancer, Buzz Kill, Circle K, Sous Vide, Swift, Baby Driver, Chewbacca

Warm-O-Rama
Stretched out bodies and our brains as the Q explained the pending beatdown poorly

Tha Thang
– 4 Exercises / Round, You vs You
– After each round 60% to coupon corner curb, 80% jailbreak across top tier, mosey back, begin next round
– 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 core, 1 full body exercise per round
– 3 upper options, tiered reps
– 3 lower options, tiered reps
– 3 core options, tiered reps
– 3 full options, 10 reps
– Cannot repeat an exercise in back to back rounds
– Upper Body Options: Alternating merkins x 10; Regular x 25; Coupon Press x 40
– Lower Body Options: Coupon Swings x 10; Jump Squats x 25; StrLegDeadLift x 40
– Core Options: Windshield Wipers (2=1) x 10; Blast Offs x 25; LBCs x 40
– Full Options: Man Makers x 10; Burpees x 10; Walkouts x 10

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Is it winter or spring? Basketball Golf!

Location: Gridlock
Date: 2024-04-13
Weather: Clear and 43

Q: Radio
PAX: 14 – Baby Driver, Chewbacca, Bam, Dr. Quinn, Morpheus, Flu Shot, Incognito, Hoser, Muck, Corn Dog, Subject Matter, Oshag, Santa’s Little Helper, Radio

Warm-O-Rama
Michael Phelps; low plank; high plank; Rt. Foot to Rt. Hand and reach to the sky; repeat on left side;
Dynamics-high knees; butt kickers; pigeon pulls; knee hugs; Frankensteins; high shuffle both directions; mosey to coupons and carry to basketball courts.

Tha Thang
Did Basketball Golf (in honor of Mark Pope as new UK basketball coach and it being The Master’s weekend) shooting and exercise game with emphasis on 7 reps of every exercise as the perfect number (in honor of Mr. Basketball Travis Perry). Used four goals with teams of three or four at each basket shooting from 18 different spots/holes (9 holes inside the 3 pt. line and 9 shots/holes beyond the 3 pt. line). Each hole /spot was assigned an exercise (ex coupon swings). The team would complete 7 reps of these plus a rep for each miss. We put a limit of 14 total reps. Didn’t want to watch a ton of misses in a row. Every 10 minutes the quarter horn would sound and we would run 7 sprints under 49 seconds. We also took a quick trip to the pull up shelter for a ladder down from 7 pull-ups alternating with a ladder up of 7 step-ups.
We finished by returning to the basketball courts for everyone to get a chance at a halfcourt shot or a miss equaled 21 reps of a coupon exercise of your choice. Returned coupons back to parking lot.
We closed with Matthew 7:7-12 (ask, seek, knock).

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